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Site Director       Liz N. Toomey

Asst. Director    Dick Tater

2nd Asst. Dir.     Evan Moreso

Writers               Cliff Hayngar
                              Abner Maul
                              Vern Acular
                              Debbie' Ornottdebby
                              A. Nonny Muss
                              Ruddy Foole
                              Mia Hamm
                              B. S. Aplenty
                              Andy Lostett
                              Clay Zie

Editors                 Jack Nife
                              Morris Bedda
                              Les Ismore
                              Zach Lee Wright

Ride Advisors     Shirley U. Jest
                              Fu Ling Yu
                              T. Ricky Fellowes
                              Wanda Wavier
                              Ken Giscon
                              Ike Arumba
                              Faye Kerr
                              Tom Foolery
                              Izzy Foney
                              Howie Doesit 

Graphic Design Art Werk
                              E. Zell
                              Matt Paynting
                              P. Casso Wannabee
                              Phillip DeScreen
                              N. D. Warhall

Financing            Sandy Klaus
                              Faith Hopen-Charity
                              Justin Case
                              I. B. Broque
                              Winona Hunch
                              Derk Omissar

Research            Desi Knowitahl
                              Ella Mentry
                              Oscar Kveschen
                              Howard A. Dewen
                              Willis Work
                              G. I. Dunough
                              Iva Slooshen

Music                  Sis Beumbah
                              LaDonna L Mobilay
                              Tristan Shout
                              P. Anna Player
                              Kahn Ductor                              
                              Barbara Seville
                              Moe Zart
                              Ern DuTrois                                                   
                              Vaughn Bey Toven
                              Bertie Singen
                              Perry Keat
                              Sam Pull Trax
                              Viv Valdi

Lighting              Seymour Clearly
                              Ed Issen

Sound Engineer B. Vary Kwyett
                              Mike Raphones
                              Barry Lowd

Choreography    Eileen Slightly
                              Stan Tall

Costume Design Gene Shortz
                              Allison Wonderland
                              Amos Tagain

Costumes by       Fred Spool
                              Taylor Made
                              Fanny Draper
                              Kitty Klaus

Makeup               Lilly Whyte
                              Faith Fixer
                              Eve Nod

Hair Stylist        Harry Bacque
                              Hugh Mungous
                              Donna Middle
                              Curly Stache
Spiritual
Consultants        Elvira N. Brimstone
                              Donna Doodat
                              Neil N. Pray
                              Fr. Elway Nozbest
                              Rev. M. Upp
                              Ida King
                              Sol E. Drock
                              Luke N. Franswers
                              Gloria Excelsis
                              Cass Cherbred
                              Ona Waters

Medical Staff      Dr. Paul Bearer
                              Ben Betta
                              Ralph Backup
                              Turner Hedenkoff
                              John Dissed
                              Mona Lott

Staff Dentist       Lucy Toothe
                              Sascha Payne

Plumbing            Duane D. Sync
                              Lee King

Publicity             D. Clair Ditt
                              Frank Leah
                              Maya Dear
                              I. Donna Givadern

Legal Dept.         Sue Ford Amages
                              Freida Gogh
                              Scott Freah
                              Ben A. Shyster
                              Liza Lott
                              Jason D. Ambulance
                              Robin Pillage

Financial             Bette DeFarm
                              Margie Nally

Accounting         Megan Monee
                              Jane Dough
                              Bill Payer
                              Ern DuTrois
                              Imelda Czech Yestiddy

Scheduling         Jan Yewerry
                              April Mae Zhoon
                              Augie Tober
                              Hal O'Wein
                              Alan A. Dazewurk
                              Dawn Zerlylite
                              Earl Eberd
                              Willie B. Late
                              Holly N. D'Ivy

Synchronization Nan O. Sekond
                              Nick Ovtyme

Continuity          Mark Itdown
                              Dot N. DeEyes
                              Abel N. Willing

Catering              Ima Cook
                              Demi Tasse'
                              Ed Alettis
                              Pepe' Roney
                              Mack A. Roney
                              Turk Elegg
                              Chuck Waggen
                              Tom A. Toes
                              Candy Pennysworth
                              Sal Minella
                              Edith Uppeth
                              Jerry Custard
                              Cain D'Kane

Recreation          Jen Rummy
                              Rhoda Horsey
                              Bob Frapples
                              Jim E. Quipment
                              Simon Sehs
                              Beryl O'Funn
                              Delia Inne
                              Saul E. Tare
                              Leia Round

Janitorial Staff  P. U. Stinque
                              Foster NaGrudge
                              Noelle Bowgreece

Groundskeepers Moe Engrass
                              Walter Malawn
                              April Shauers
                              Hilda Klimb

Travel Consultant Ivan Tout
                              Dallas Fortworth
                              Oliver D. Wurld
                              Al Bebac
                              Levon Ona Holliday
                              Avery Chance Yagett
                              Ms. U. Much
                              Georgia Onmy-Mine
                              Helen Back
                              Trevor Zafar
                              Ozzie Trailyen

Transportation   Rush Hauer
                              Lane Chaynge

Vehicle Maint.   Aaron DeTyres
                              P. Steen Rodd
                              Carrie Mei
                              Jaques D`Carupp

Parking              Carl Ott

Charity Coord.   Karen Fruthers
                              Richard Anmee
                              Arthur Enymore

Matchmaker       Emmett A. Nycegurl
                              Howdy Straynger
                              LaVanne Maridge
                              Mary Dalready
                              Ivana DeVors
                              Candace B. Luv

Nautical Advisor Gustav Wynd
                              Sonny Buoy
                              Rowan DeBote

Jewelry by          Pierce Dear
                             Ally Babah

Beta Testers      Buster Goode
                              Mr. Byamile
                              Perry Dodge Spinn
                              Reggie Side
                              Joe Mama

Communications Rodger Annout
                              Kenny Duitt
                              Anne Sowitgoez

Pyrotechnics      Bernie Matchez
                              Baloo Itupp
                              Bjorn Tubee Wylde

Special Thanks to: Don Keshane
                              Kay Serah-Serah
                              Manny Tanks
                              Juan Upmanship
                              Roy L. Famlee
                              Olivia Lohn
                              DeForest Forty Trees
                              Angel N. DeSkies
                              Pat Yerback
                              Wynn Bloen


Staff List written by
 Dan Wolfe, aka.
"The Amazing EARL"

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